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Friday, November 10, 2006

Christian One Liners Cont....

     Don't let your worries get the best of you,   
     remember, Moses started out as a basket case.   
   

Some people are kind, polite, and sweet-spirited
    until you try to sit in their pews.   
   

Many folks want to serve God, but only as advisors.
   

It is easier to preach ten sermons than
    it is to live one.   
   

The good Lord didn't create anything without
    a purpose, but mosquitoes come close.   
   

When you get to your wit's end,
    you'll find God lives there.   
   

People are funny; they want the front of the bus,
    the middle of the road, and the back of the church.   
   

Opportunity may knock once, but temptation
   bangs on your front door forever.   
   

Quit griping about your church; if it was perfect,
    you couldn't belong.   
   

If the church wants a better pastor, it only needs
    to pray for the one it has.   
   

God Himself does not propose to judge a man
    until he is dead. So why should you?   
   

Some minds are like concrete thoroughly
    mixed up and permanently set.   
   

Peace starts with a smile.
   

I don't know why some people change churches;
    what difference does it make which one you   
    stay home from?

     A lot of church members who are singing    
    "Standing on the Promises" are just sitting   
    on the premises.     
   

We were called to be witnesses,
   not lawyers or judges.   
   

Be ye fishers of men. You catch them -
   He'll clean them.   
   

Coincidence is when God chooses
    to remain anonymous.     

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I think each one of these have a post in itself - first class and well done. In closing I am glad I have found another first class blogger

Richard

Posted by: Richard Bentall | Tuesday, November 14, 2006