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Saturday, November 25, 2006
Do you remember these? Cont...
Good Samaritan
A Sunday school teacher was telling her class the story of the Good
Samaritan, in which a man was beaten, robbed and left for dead. She
described the situation in vivid detail so her students would catch the
drama. Then, she asked the class, "If you saw a person lying on the
roadside, all wounded and bleeding, what would you do?" A thoughtful
little girl broke the hushed silence, "I think I'd throw up."
Did Noah fish?
A Sunday school teacher asked, "Johnny, do you think Noah did a
lot of fishing when he was on the Ark?" "No," replied David. "How could
he, with just two worms?"
Higher Power
A Sunday school teacher said to her children, " We have been learning how
powerful kings and queens were in Bible times. But, there is a higher
power. Can anybody tell me what it is?"
One child blurted out, "Aces!"
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These are great and probably true as well
Richard
Posted by: richard bentall | Tuesday, November 28, 2006