Sunday, December 09, 2007
A lion and monkey funny
In a poor zoo of India , a lion was frustrated as he was offered not more
than 1 kg of meat a day.
The lion thought its prayers were answered, when one day a US Zoo
Manager visited the zoo and requested the zoo management to shift the lion
to US Zoo.
The lion was so happy and started thinking of a central A/c environment, a
goat or two every day.
On its first day after arrival, the lion was offered a big bag, sealed
very nicely for breakfast. The lion opened it quickly but was shocked to
see that it contained few bananas. The lion thought that may be they cared
too much for him as they were worried about his stomach as he had recently
shifted from India .
The next day the same thing happened. On the third day again the same food
bag of bananas was delivered.
The lion was so furious; it stopped the delivery boy and blasted at him,
'Don't you know I am the lion...king of the Jungle..., what's wrong with
your management? What nonsense is this? Why are you delivering bananas
to me?'
The delivery boy politely said, 'Sir, I know you are the king of the
jungle, but you have been brought here on a monkey's visa !!! '
Moral of the Story....
BETTER TO BE A LION IN INDIA THAN A MONKEY ELSEWHERE
than 1 kg of meat a day.
The lion thought its prayers were answered, when one day a US Zoo
Manager visited the zoo and requested the zoo management to shift the lion
to US Zoo.
The lion was so happy and started thinking of a central A/c environment, a
goat or two every day.
On its first day after arrival, the lion was offered a big bag, sealed
very nicely for breakfast. The lion opened it quickly but was shocked to
see that it contained few bananas. The lion thought that may be they cared
too much for him as they were worried about his stomach as he had recently
shifted from India .
The next day the same thing happened. On the third day again the same food
bag of bananas was delivered.
The lion was so furious; it stopped the delivery boy and blasted at him,
'Don't you know I am the lion...king of the Jungle..., what's wrong with
your management? What nonsense is this? Why are you delivering bananas
to me?'
The delivery boy politely said, 'Sir, I know you are the king of the
jungle, but you have been brought here on a monkey's visa !!! '
Moral of the Story....
BETTER TO BE A LION IN INDIA THAN A MONKEY ELSEWHERE
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